Wednesday, August 10, 2005

Cool Tech update

I recently discovered that we have the capabilities to do the following two things:
1) Invisibility
2) Create Fire from water

I think these are worth the time to delve into a little bit. So let's look shall we.

Invisibility: The japanese have recently created a freakin' invisibility cloak a la Harry Potter. It looks more like a really ugly rain pancho, but it makes you invisible. At first, I thought surely that is impossible and then I realized, after visiting the site explaining how they do it that I was actually right... it is impossible. Yes they made a cloak, but if you look at the site it sure as hell doesn't make you invisible. In every freakin' photo I can totally see the person wearing the cloak. This is poor marketing because it is really easy to advertise an invisibility cloak, just have the guy leave before you take the photo then explain how the cloak works. Don't tell me you are giving me an invisibility cloak and then give me this piece of crap. I would never buy this. Could you imagine how boring the Harry Potter series would be if he had this craptastic cloak instead of the one he has:

Excerpt from book six, all that's changed is the cloaks:

Harry, Ron, and Hermione meet downstairs just as planned at approximately 9:17, or just as the beetlebears begin to howl.
"I should really be studying," Hermione moans.
Harry quickly retorts, "Shut the hell up Hermione. You know you are played by Emma Watson right. You know how freakin' hot she is in the new movie right? Start saying sexy things for God's sake. And also, Ron... you look like a pot head in that photo."
"Huh?" asks Ron.
"Nevermind, now let's all get under my cloak and go see Hagrid."
They barely all fit under the cloak but manage. When stumbling through the hall, Professor Snape appears out of nowhere and they halt. However, Snape doesn't! He walks directly up to them.
"Seriously Harry, I've told you. That cloak doesn't make you anywhere close to invisible. I can see you."
"But my Daddy gave it to me."
"Your Dad was a nit."

That would be the end of the series because without the cloak Harry would never sneak out, never accomplish anything, and die. That being said, I guess it's a cool cloak if you are going for a predator type look.

2) Creating fire from water. I have no freaking idea how they do this. But apparantly you can buy a fireplace that is filled with water and somehow creates fire. I can't even begin to say much that is sarcastic or funny about this. I mean. It's just badass.


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